Sur-Thrive the Apocalypse with the Official DayZ Plush Human Steak 

You spawned in a random corner of Chernarus, punched a zombie with your bare fists, and ate vintage beans from a rusty, blood-encrusted can. You’ve eyed that sizzling human steak, wondering if it’s worth the Kuru shakes. Time to welcome that twisted survival fantasy into your heart and home– prion disease optional. Welcome the DayZ Plush Human Steak, right here on KommandoStore through partnership with Bohemia Interactive. 

A plush tribute to the brutal, unfiltered chaos of DayZ is here to replace dear old Mr. Snuggums in your sleeping bag.

You’re a hardened DayZ vet with ‘tistic levels of devotion, or at least you say you are on Discord. This plush human steak captures the edgelord player-killer essence in ways "lootbox" merch never could. KommandoStore teamed up with the twisted minds at Bohemia Interactive to make this happen, and we’re delivering it straight to your mom’s basement for a few mere neetbux. It’s the perfect meal to satiate you after 50 hours of sprinting from Berezino to the NWAF.

This sickeningly adorable plush human steak screams “I’ve eaten worse, and I’d do it again.” It’s not socially acceptable, but neither are you.

Specs

• 12” long x 6” wide x 3” thicc–and juicy.
• High-grade polyester plush with a cotton-poly fill.
• Pristine condition.
• Side effects may include odd bouts of laughter. Re-assure your friends that they must be hearing things or that it was the wind.
• Official DayZ Plush in partnership with Bohemia Interactive

Care and Handling:

First and foremost, we'd like to remind you that these plushies are for humans only. They're a very tempting chew toy, but they aren't designed for that anything like that. So, unless your dog is really good at gentle-mouth-fetch we recommend keeping these well out of reach.

We inspected every plush in our warehouse to check for quality, but occasionally mistakes happen. If you find that your plush arrives with a manufacturing error or damage from shipping, please contact us for a free replacement. Just shoot an email to help@kommandostore.com

Easily the most comfortable and versatile one-hole on the market, this design became famous for appearing on Obi Wan Nairobi himself and being persona defining for Administrative Results on YouTube, but why is it so good? Apparently, a certain company from Canada didn't know because you're not allowed to buy it anymore.

Civilians have long been upset with LEO/MIL Restricted product constraints, but where high powered infrared lasers for the layman at least have some reasoning behind it due to their inherent danger, How the heck can you justify restricting a piece of clothing?

This FR Balaclava with its familiar looking design is the result of us being upset with the new state of military contract manufacturers giving the middle finger to us civilians. We threw down the gauntlet, sourced the same materials, and made our own. 

Don't Fix the Materials That Aren't Broken

The body fabric is the most breathable Flame-Retardant material on the market we're aware of. It's the exact same stuff as the original, made in the USA. No reason to switch. There's a difference between chemical treatments for FR and being inherently FR - as you can guess the latter is far better at doing its job. Being inherently FR means it's excellent at self-extinguishing under high heat and even direct contact with flames - important for any firearms enthusiast dealing with hot suppressors and stray casings.

Inherently FR fabric can get expensive But every penny spent is worth it here. It's extremely comfortable in any weather condition, quick drying, low bulk, and it doesn't itch if you have sensitive skin or a big 'ol beard.

But as a disclaimer, stay safe when dealing with anything that gives off sparks, open flames, or radiates a large amount of heat. While the FR Fabric is the same as the original and could theoretically be a last line of defense, we have not yet submitted the balaclava for testing and certification.

Making It Fit Better

But one of our main complaints about the original, which you can even see on the famous pics of Mr. Craighead are the sometimes floppy fit. We dialed in the shape of the neck drape for easy owl-headed movements and the facepiece is much better at actually hanging out on your face. It's still super comfortable and snag free under helmets and ear protection too!

But don't be alarmed by "One Size Fits Most" - We really mean most. We've done some "independent testing" on the largest and smallest heads we could find in the warehouse and couldn't find someone it fit poorly on. Big-Brained Chads or Compact Kings, there's no need to worry.

Ways to wear 

Unlike traditional balaclavas, the hood-and-facepiece design allows this one to be worn in a few different ways. You can either go full-ninja with the eye slot, pull down the facepiece to still cover your head and ears, wear the facepiece with the top-hood scrunched down in back, or even go "gaiter" mode with it just covering your neck.

Specs

• Berry Compliant — made in the USA with US-made materials
• Inherently Flame-Retardant Tencate Defender M™️ Fabric
• Improved Fit & Cut over original
• Ranger Green, Tan 499 Or Wolf Grey w/Black Stitching Colorways
• Quick Drying
• Low Bulk - fits in your pocket!
• One Size Fits Most
• 61% Viscose, 24% Aramid, 11% Nylon, 4% Elastane

Sizes Medium, Large, 2XL, and 3XL are on Back-Order, and are expected to ship in April.

Sizes Small and XL are available, and ship immediately.

The iconic jacket and pop-collar fleece combo from Behind Enemy Lines has been brought to life, and we upgraded it too. Worn by the character "Sasha Ivanic" this jacket and fleece has long been the grail of fans of the movie without practically any person on the internet bothering to do a high quality, movie-performative repro of the real deal. 

We worked tirelessly for weeks with a manufacturer in Serbia to bring it to life, and the result is a truly stylish homage to one of the best action flicks of the early 2000s.

The track jacket fits & feels just like the Ad*d*s classic in true Slavic fashion with an embroidered "Sarajevo 1984" Olympics insignia and two-striped lawsuit free design.

The fleece has a few tricks to it that make it better than big-screen. The collar is held up naturally with no special tricks or techniques, and also features an embroidered Sarajevo '84 insignia. We decided to give it a material upgrade vs. what Sasha Ivanic wore in the movie with an ultra-cozy high pile fleece that still fits underneath the jacket without issue thanks to clever sleeve-narrowing & a slightly shorter hem.

Overall, if you're looking to steal the titular man's look, we made sure this is a sure fire way to absolutely nail it.

Size & Fit

While these are two separate garments, we've specifically designed them to work in conjunction. Whatever your normal US Shirt size is, you can order that & rest assured both will fit. Alternatively, for all you pro slavs out there, order your Ad*das track jacket size and it's a 1:1 match.

The fleece has an athletic fit to conceal underneath the jacket, and the track jacket alone may be a smidge looser than you're used to 

If you do have issues with the fit & finish, we offer exchanges and a 30-day return policy.

Specs

• Made in Serbia to better-than-big-screen standard of quality

The track Jacket:

• 100% Polyester
• German-styled athletic jacket design with two white stripes on each arm
• Fully embroidered Sarajevo 1984 Olympic insignia (Fictionalized to match the movie jacket) on left breast
• High quality full length zipper
• Open hand pockets (for cigarettes & other small Slavic carryons)
• Elastic ribbing on hem & wrist cuffs

The Fleece Jacket:

• 100% Polyester
• Half-zip pullover design with high quality hardware
• Poppable collar to mimic Ivanic's devilish looks
• Ultra comfy high-pile fleece
• Athletic fit with elastic wrist cuffs to conceal under included track jacket OR jacket of your choice
• Fully embroidered Sarajevo 1984 Olympics insignia (fictionalized) on left breast

Additional notes:

• May increase precision rifle accuracy
• May cause Geneva Convention violations
• May cause unsolicited phone calls from your cousin during important Events

Care Guide

Always wash cold with like colors & mild detergents, tumble dry on low heat. Never iron or bleach, and we suggest not using fabric softener.

If a product is marked as a "Pre Sale", it means that inventory is already in production, and you're reserving the item ahead of time.

"Pre Sales" also mean there is limited inventory available to reserve. If it's sold out, it's sold out, and you'll have to wait for the next restock or backorder to begin.

At any point in time before we ship it to you, the item is 100% refundable. After it ships to you, you're covered by our 30-day return policy.